Whats a better job than being a food critic?

Hi once again.I would love to be a food critic.I think thats the best job u could have.Im vegetarian, so I might not become a food critic , but no I will still try it. No meat, fish or eggs. Dairy is ok.But what will make u a food critic? For one, i was reading on the internet, you might need a bachelors degree in hotel management or journalism. I dont think thats possible.But im not giving up.I will still pursue the field , just to see if I can make it. I am beginning to think that this is my ego rambling on some stuff. I think it takes a lot of hard work and patience to become good at whatever you do . I am going to bangalore in a couple of weeks. I wiouldnt think about this there.When I go to bangalore , it is mostly eat,drink ,sleep.Yes then there is tv too so I watch that for entertainment purposes.I have to lose a ton of weight, otherwise my health is at stake.So I will do some exersices to get me back into shape.Losing weight has become my top priority as I am already morbidly obese.Time for me to work out.I dont think im exercising enough right now . I have to start walking , slowly adding more exercises so that I get fit.I am just writing down whatever comes to my mind. My mind is not focussed.I think this is the problem. It just rambles on regarding something or the other.No coherent thought process,no rational thoughts .Just do whatever it thinks about. But I will not stop.I will continue writing this mumbo-jumbo until it is emptied of any thought.That is when divine light will dawn.